Why is it only politicians, sports stars and hollywood hunks are secretly supporting love children, tweeting naughty pictures of themselves, or assaulting (okay, allegedly assaulting)  hotel maids? You never hear about the Wichita Walmart Regional Manager doing it. Why is that? Because, ladies and gentlemen, we have real work to do, so much so that there isn\’t even time to go out for lunch, let along a tryst at the local No-tell Motel. Am I right???? Also, you don\’t exactly have the women falling over you at parties when you tell them you\’re COO of Charming Shoppes!